"You Drink Too Much, You Cuss Too Much, You Eat Like Crap, You Have Questionable Morals, You're Everything I Ever Wanted In A Friend" Funny Greeting Card Notecard.
 
Size: 4.25" by 5.5" folded - A2
Material: Each card is printed on 100lb cover stock with a kraft envelope. 
Inside: Blank for your sassy-ass message.